80-Year-Old Man Loses War

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Gavin Newsom just announced that Trump's goons of the Justice Department are investigating his wife in a bid to derail his potential presidential campaign. We'll get into what we know about that. Then Tommy talks to Senator Mark Warner about the Iran situation and what the Senate can do, and why he's pushing his colleagues to confirm Trump's new pick for DNI. [02:36] Before we start, please consider subscribing if you haven't already. You get ad-free episodes of Pod Save America and all your other favorite Crooked pods. You also get to know that you're supporting independent pro-democracy media.

You get full access to our Substack newsletters, our subscriber-only shows like Polar Coaster with Dan Pfeiffer, and all kinds of other goodies. So check it out, com slash friends. Become a friend of the pod subscriber today. All right, let's get to the news. [03:06] to be over and Donald Trump has lost. S. and Iranian officials have signed a Memorandum of Understanding, shorthanded as an MOU, that extends the ceasefire another 60 days, reopens the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for ending the S. naval blockade of Iran, and kicks just about every other issue to the next phase of negotiations, including Iran's nuclear program and economic sanctions [03:36] But Trump's war didn't topple the Iranian regime, destroy its military or ballistic missile capabilities, end Iran's support for proxies like Hezbollah or eliminate its nuclear program.

By the way, those were all of the objectives that Trump and Marco Rubio laid out way back in February and March when this whole thing started. [04:06] Monday. [04:17] Now on Friday it will be completely opened. It's not like the... [04:22] Obama document, which was just a terrible document. I think it's going to be [04:27] Free sailing. [04:29] We do want to see if we can straighten out the Lebanon thing. [04:35] Where were they, by the way? That's the least presidential backdrop I've ever seen. I don't know. I assume they're somewhere in France if he's with Macron.

I think they're on a porch or somewhere. Yeah, I don't know where they were. Anyway, the Obama document was terrible, and we do want to straighten out Lebanon, maybe. Lebanon. Lebanon. So the administration says the full text of the MOU won't be released for another day or two. [04:59] How does the deal look... [05:00] Beyond the headline summary that I gave. [05:03] You know the old Mike Myers thing? Like, you know... [05:06] The soup nuts are neither soup nor nuts. Like it's like this is the replacement nuclear deal. It's not nuclear.

We know that. But it's not really even a deal because presumably in a deal, both sides would have to concede something. And I can't figure out what Iran has conceded. I know what the S. gave up, right? I know what we're – there's a massive fund that they could get access to, sanctions relief. They may get a bunch of cash. They get a ceasefire in Lebanon, which they want to try to constrain. [05:36] already agreed to and to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, which was open 109 days ago. So this is not a deal.

This is the S. surrendering [05:48] in order to reopen the negotiations, it stopped when it bombed Iran. It was a deal to temporarily deal with the fallout from the stupid war we started in hopes of maybe getting a full nuclear deal to accomplish our goals. I mean, you laid it out. I mean, Trump described his goals. He did a video statement right after they started the war. He said, we're going to destroy their missiles and raise their missile industry to the ground. We're going to annihilate their navy. We're going to ensure that the region's terrorist proxies can no longer destabilize the region or the world and attack our forces.

[06:18] a nuclear weapon. I guess we like... It's the Navy? The Navy thing? Maybe you get one for four there? Yeah, we took out your Navy, but they still have the Strait of Hormuz closed, so that doesn't seem good. This is hard to message because this was the best deal available to Trump and for the world because it ended the war. We were seeing economies in Asia collapsing. We could still see a global famine because of what was happening, but Trump accomplished none of his goals, and I think we have to message that.

And Iran now knows it can shut down the global economy at any time by closing the Strait of Hormuz, and [06:48] could get hundreds of billions of dollars in sanctions relief. Like this is a disaster. And the Trump and Netanyahu, like Netanyahu actively tried regime change by killing the Supreme leader. Trump was for it when it seemed like it might happen. But the net effect is there's now a younger, more hardline Supreme leader and a more entrenched IRGC running the show. And the United States looks like we're unreliable and weak.

I thought it was very funny that in one of his [07:18] I hereby declare the strait open. And then you look at some of the fine print or at least some of the reported details. And before the war, the strait was controlled by no one. It was an international body of water. And now it will be controlled by Iran and Oman together, apparently. And so you don't really hear Trump talking about that, although he is saying it's toll free. It's toll free, like the calls that we used to make back in the 80s and 90s.

[07:48] On that shipping. Yeah, they've said that they can charge fees. So that seems to be, even that seems to be in dispute right now. Yeah, also, you know, Trump is saying that it'll be fully open by Friday when they sign the agreement. But when they were last talking about what the deal would look like, it was going to take 30 days to potentially remove the mines that are in place. And I don't know, if I were an oil tanker, I would definitely want to go after several. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be first.

A lot of like, no, no, after you. After you, Exxon. No, no, no, after you. [08:18] Every restaurant opening gets delayed. When you do a remodeling, it takes a while to open. You want to be the third or fourth oil tank. Maybe fifth or sixth. Can I read you guys one quote from a senior administration official? I'm pretty sure his name rhymes with Heidi Prantz. One of the really cool things and interesting things about this entire process is that we actually have a direct relationship with a number of people at the highest levels of the Iranian government.

[08:42] But you know you could have just called them and not killed their whole family. So the war was literally the friends we made along the way? Yes, that's what we learned. It's like, hey, man, I know it's hard to make adult friends, D. Vance. It's the male loneliness crisis. It's unbelievable. With the Iran war. [09:03] There's some back and forth on the sanctions relief, too. [09:12] Yeah. [09:30] Yeah, there's a bunch of frozen money that is the Iranians' money sitting in banks in Qatar, for example. Then there's all this talk of up to a $300 billion investment fund that will come from Gulf countries.

I think the truth is no one knows. Iran's real money is going to come from slapping fees on ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz going forward and sanctions relief is my guess. Selling all its oil again. Yeah, well, they've already claimed that the DocuSign is done or however they did it over email. What is – release the text. [10:00] and signed it and we've seen it and signed it. There's no secrets between us. So to me, I can't think of a reason why Iran wouldn't want the text out there.

It seems to me that Vance and Trump are trying to spin this thing until we see the text and everybody loses their fucking minds. Maybe there's something about... [10:16] Jeffrey Epstein in the text. Oh, yeah. [10:18] That could be. Does he negotiate this thing? There we go. Boy. [10:22] That would be – what a surprise that would be. It connects a conspiracy. Trump was always going to say whatever deal signed was better than Obama's Iran deal. You were saying, Tommy, this morning that the comparison is apples and oranges. Yeah. In the case of the apples, there was a deal that went into force and that worked for a couple of years according to Trump's own top national security aides.

In Trump's case, there is no deal. There exists a framework to talk about possibly getting to a deal. [10:52] JCPOA said, quote, Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop or acquire nuclear weapons. Right. So whenever Trump says, look, they said they're not going to get a nuclear weapon that was already enshrined in the JCPOA and also enshrined in another treaty called the NPT. We won't belabor that. But to make sure that Iran could not get a nuclear weapon, the JCPOA said Iran had to reduce its enrichment capacity by two thirds.

I meant like taking down or shipping out or shuttering out all their centrifuges. [11:22] 3.67% purity. They had to ship out 97% of their stockpile and allow the IAEA to inspect all of their nuclear sites and then agree to not build a new enrichment facility for up to 15 years. Republicans were always mad about the sunset provisions in that agreement, but it was working and it worked. And it sounds like Trump is maybe at best going to get a similar deal after launching this disastrous war that he could have gotten [11:46] if you just try to renegotiate.

Yeah, we need a president without sunset provisions. That's okay. That's the problem. Yeah. It does seem like now that... [11:54] The blockade will be over and the strait is open. It's not like there's a lot of pressure on Iran to get something out of these negotiations. It's just if they want sanctions relief, which I'm sure they do, then maybe they make a deal. But they've also been going on quite a long time without sanctions relief. So it doesn't seem like there's a forcing mechanism here. So Israeli and S. officials are both saying that Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon is not part of the agreement.

[12:24] is part of the agreement. Trump has also been publicly attacking Netanyahu over the last few days for launching strikes in Lebanon that nearly tanked the deal. He told Axios that Bibi has, quote, no fucking judgment. [12:38] So this chapter of the conflict seems unresolved. What do you guys make of the Trump-Bibi dust-up and where this goes from here? That was in an interview in which Trump said that [12:48] Israel launching those strikes delayed the deal from going through. And then after the deal goes through, in which... [12:56] Iran and Trump are claiming Israel is bound.

[13:00] Netanyahu says he doesn't see eye to eye to Trump and they retain all their prerogatives to defend. [13:06] Israel... [13:07] from attack. And so [13:09] I don't understand what is supposed to happen over the next 60 days and how you get to the end of 60 days without – [13:16] Trump threatening further military escalation to get to a deal or Israel threatening military escalation or there being some kind of a fight in Lebanon? Because in his first comments about this, Netanyahu said plainly, we reserve the right to prevent Iran from having a nuclear weapon that will continue to be our position regardless of an agreement.

Yeah, every time Netanyahu wants to try to blow up talks or prevent a deal, he just bombs somewhere in Beirut. And he tried that move again here. And it seems to have pissed Trump off. [13:46] up the deal. I do think it's hard to overstate how negative the reaction to this deal is in Israel right now. I follow this one Israeli political security analyst who was in the IDF for 25 years, and he ran the head of the Iran branch for Israeli military intelligence at one point, so pretty hardline guy.

He described the deal as a political and security catastrophe for Israel because the nuclear issue is unresolved, and the fact that Trump lost the war will likely defer future presidents from taking military action against Iran, what you're just saying there [14:16] of stick now for the Iranians. And it also, it seems like Iran will end up stronger because they will have all these financial incentives and there won't really be a credible deterrent anymore because no president's going to want to touch this stove. And so this is a huge hit for Netanyahu himself.

He was Mr. Iran. He was Mr. Security. He was the guy who could manipulate Washington. Now he's none of those things. He's got an election coming up and here's what some of his opponents are saying. Avigdor Lieberman said, a catastrophe from Israel's perspective. That was one quote. [14:46] the most shocking failures of Israel's [14:48] foreign and security policy period. So I think I'm also watching whether Netanyahu tries to blow this up. I mean, they're currently occupying the Ford, the Ford operating line for the IDF right now is six miles into Lebanon.

They say they're not going to retreat from that, but they're also going to get shot at by Hezbollah. So I just, I'm not sure how this is going to go, but he needs to be careful because he needs Trump's help both politically and in terms of security support going forward. But also you can imagine from Trump's perspective that he's thinking, okay, [15:18] If the negotiations over the nuclear program don't really go anywhere, no one at home is really going to care or notice, and I can just move on. [15:26] Bibi, though, for everything you just said, Tommy, clearly is not done with Lebanon and Hezbollah and is now feeling all kinds of pressure to continue that.

I'm sure Trump thinks, well, Bibi can do whatever he wants. Now I'm washing my hands of this. Like, I don't I don't want to deal with it. But Iran knows that the best way to get the S. back into the conflict and to draw them to draw us back in is to close the strait again. [15:56] There's another. And then Iran, you know, fires to help Hezbollah and they go back and forth. And Trump wants to stay out of the whole thing. But Iran, of course, knows that it can get us back into the whole thing just by closing the strait again.

And so like Trump's Trump's dream, I'm sure, is like, let these people fight it out. I don't care anymore. I want to wash my hands of this. Like, I just don't think it's gonna be that easy. Hezbollah can launch missiles at any time to draw Israel back into the conflict and draw criticism from the world because Israel is escalating the conflict in response to Hezbollah. [16:26] hezbollah to make this conflict also about lebanon which it successfully did right because now israel because now uh you know iran can call off hezbollah for a short period of time while demanding israel uh adhere to a ceasefire in which it's perpetually under threat from hezbollah in the north so it's just a the the stupidity of this war we will just be living with it for just a very very long time yeah i mean the iranians have said they've [16:49] made clear that if the Israelis hit targets in parts of Beirut, they will fire back directly at Tel Aviv.

And that's the linkage they created in the two conflicts. And I think it's a very dangerous place for Netanyahu to be because people, especially in northern Israel, feel like they're living under constant threat from Hezbollah bombardment. They are. It's totally fair to feel that way. But in terms of as a... [17:10] Security measure of this has just backfired spectacularly for Nanyahu. Let's talk about how the memo is playing in MAGA world, which has been divided over Iran. Bloodthirsty warmonger Lindsey Graham raised some eyebrows when he tweeted that while he was pleased to hear the strait will be reopened, he's, quote, somewhat concerned with what the Iranians are saying about the MOU, believes that Congress must have the final say on any nuclear agreement, and, quote, [17:40] end quote, be part of presenting any final deal to Congress.

So what's that all about, you think? And have you guys seen any other noteworthy reactions from either the anti-war MAGA faction or the Iran Hawks? I saw John Bolton criticizing it. Lindsey Graham being unable to criticize Trump because Donald Trump cannot fail. He can only be failed. It's so pathetic. You want to hang this around D. Vance's neck because he's easier to criticize. [18:10] You're just not scared of the guy. It's all sort of the usual pathetic Lindsey Graham. The anti-Iran hawks are losing their minds. I interpreted Graham's comments both as wrapping this thing around

D. Vance's neck, but also maybe suggesting that this would be subject to a 67-vote threshold in the Senate, which means it would be dead. Or, yeah, treaties require a two-thirds vote. The JCPOA was not treated as a treaty. Thus, future presidents were not bound by it. So maybe that's the argument here. [18:40] He's losing his mind on an hourly basis. He's getting in fights with the national security team. The neocon think tanks are losing their minds. There's one called FDD, the Foundation for the Defense of Democracy, which is just garbage human beings propped up by right-wing billionaire money who do nothing but push for wars that they nor their kids will ever fight in.

[19:10] they know Trump lost. They're just trying to figure out how to undo it. I hate to break it to Lindsey Graham and maybe D. Vance, but I don't think Congress will be viewing any kind of deal anytime soon because I just can't imagine a deal actually getting done at this point. You can see Graham going after Vance is, like you said, because he can't criticize Trump, but also it's kind of like a warning shot to D. Vance about 2028. And it did make me think that if this goes as we think it's going to go and the Iran war hawks are all pissed off, someone's going to

[19:40] a more pro-war [19:43] campaign in the Republican primary against D. Vance that is destined to fail, by the way. Tom Cotton or somebody. Yeah, exactly. But you could see Lindsey. Ted Cruz. Yeah, Lindsey, they want to kind of hold D. Vance up as like, beware, beware. We're going to come after you in a primary with our hawks, which is like, oh, I'd be so scared. Yeah, yeah. I don't really know that's going to work, but you can see that. You can see that. Maybe like Ted Cruz, who's also, I saw, thinking about a presidential campaign again.

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A question of whether Trump and Republicans will be able to just move on from Iran and pretend like it never happened, even if the next phase of negotiations hasn't led to a deal by November. And then there's the question of what Democrats say about any of this over the next few weeks and months. [22:55] thoughts on the last one, especially. Yeah, I think that being a Democrat in this situation is very hard because we are trying to be responsible. And, you know, if a Democrat was cutting this deal, Barack Obama was making this agreement, Republicans would say, you're weak, you're a coward, you lost, you know, rinse, repeat on Fox News ad nauseum.

And it's a simple and powerful message, you know, strength versus weakness. Our job is harder because, again, ending the war was the best of a bad set of options. But we need to explain why Trump starting [23:25] We just need to kill and finally this neocon argument that you can bomb your way to peace. We heard this in Iraq. Somehow it wasn't discredited then. Now we're at war with Iran and it's just a nightmare. And so, again, it's repeating that we failed on the core objectives and just arguing that we could have gotten the deal Trump will potentially get after the 60 days of negotiation without ever going to war.

The original sin was not in 2018 just trying to renegotiate the JCPOA. [23:55] diplomatic solutions to problems, stop being afraid of their own shadow on this stuff, and more full-throated about why regime change wars in the Middle East are a disaster. I thought we'd all gotten there, but apparently not. The good news is this war is extremely unpopular, shockingly unpopular. 60 days from now is mid-August, and so... [24:16] So two possibilities, well, a whole range of possibilities, but two possibilities are there is a deal, in which case Trump will do everything he can to make it seem like he did this amazing move to start the war to get us to a position to negotiate the deal, and that'll be about selling money.

[24:33] That'll be about us telling just the story of how we got here and how stupid and dangerous and bad it was. And then the other is God only knows the kind of chaos that could happen in the next 60 days. There's algae and he drained the fucking reflecting pool to paint it blue, but the algae is back. [24:49] He does not have some magical ability to avoid the realities of the world. [25:03] think make it a big part of, uh, [25:06] people's dissatisfaction with the economy, the high cost of living and everything that will carry on for weeks from now, if not months from now.

It's also like the straight-up moves is not a valve you turn on and off. It's not like gas is now flowing. It's like oil futures prices can go down quickly, but... [25:20] Tankers will now have to come out. [25:22] And then future tankers will have to go back in, load up their gas and then transit it. Like, I think there's already reports that these oil and gas companies are kind of moving cautiously because they don't know. Like, this isn't a final deal. There's no agreement. There's no nuclear agreement. Trump is threatening to go back to war.

And so I just don't think this is going to be resolved quickly. It'll take months, probably. [25:52] to take time, even the most conservative economic estimates are saying that. I also think for Democrats, you go out there and it's like, Donald Trump just spent the last year embroiling this country in a war that he lost that cost us a lot. [26:05] upwards of maybe $100 billion and then however many more billion dollars people paid in higher fuel costs. And he hasn't seemed to have learned any lessons, nor have the Republicans in Congress.

And if you return a Republican Congress to him, they're just going to create more war. They're going to jump into more wars. He's still talking about Cuba. He still has Greenland on his mind. Like the guy is a bloodthirsty maniac. And so are the Republicans in Congress who approved it. And do you want them to spend even more of your money on more war? And what is the [26:35] this war get us? It got us nothing. Nothing. [26:38] Nothing. It got us nothing, and it cost us a lot. 14 people died, thousands of people dying in the region.

And it made us less safe. It didn't make the country any safer. [26:47] When we talk about costs being higher, it's always very abstract. People's lives are ruined by the fact that suddenly their fuel went up where they suddenly didn't have access to raw materials. This had huge ramifications for the global economy that we felt for a very long time. [27:17] future holds because we're dealing with fucking maniacs and the complexities of reopening the strait and all the rest. Nobody knows what gas prices will be in September or October. If they did, that's what the price would be.

[27:27] Yeah. So one funny footnote on the timing of when the Iran agreement was announced, the Iranians didn't want to do it on Trump's actual birthday. So they waited until it was Monday in Tehran just to be as petty as fuck, which got to hand it to him, I guess. [27:44] to keep both Trump and the Iranians happy. So then Trump could say he announced it on his birthday, but the Iranians can say, no, we didn't. Because it was Monday. It's not your 80th birthday. It's adults who care about their birthday.

Everything being about Trump's fucking birthday, it is also embarrassing. The Iranians feeling like they can get one over on Trump by kind of holding it to not sign it technically on the birthday is stupid. But it's in response to dealing with a guy that clearly wanted the fun of signing the thing on his fucking birthday. But you have a world run by tyrants. They're all just little petty bitches. [28:14] Of course, none of this stopped Trump from celebrating the deal or himself. He threw a low-key party at the White House Sunday night where the South Lawn was transformed into a Vegas-style UFC arena that hosted a cage match attended by 4,000 lucky guests and broadcasted to Paramount Plus subscribers.

The $60 million event paid for by the UFC and other sponsors. [28:36] It's truly surreal to watch. Here's some of what it looked like. [28:40] I'll just sort of narrate this for those of you who are just listening. [28:44] There's Trump and Dana White walking out of the Oval. [28:49] There's a flyover. I love a good flyover. And here's an actual eagle. That's cool. Also pretty sick. There's the fight. One of the fights, yeah. There's a little Evel Knievel action happening. [29:05] This is one of the fighters walking out from the Oval.

[29:10] is a man am i right america yeah even the crowd's like and that was josh hokett who won the heavy weight fight um he's apparently said that before that was this is like a bit of his he said it before in a fight he put it on his instagram uh like last year and so you know it's i don't know if that makes it better or worse it's a far-right mega thing they've been saying it for a long time but for him especially is what i'm saying uh so what do you guys think

[29:36] of the uh of the fight so i feel like everybody combined a couple a bunch of things like one was the just the brazen corruption of the whole thing and having bud light sponsorships on the white house lawn and the crypto stuff and all the rest the fact that donald trump made this event about him and not the country and that's a big part of it if this were a democratic white house that also had poetry slams and readings by pulitzer prize winning journalists and other [30:06] motorcycles jumping over each other on the south lawn i'd be like that's great yeah having an eagle fly around and land on somebody's arm during the during uh america celebration that's great all these sort of busy bodies on social media being like a thornton wilder once visited the white house like guys guys can you can you please not be a bunch of prissy uh stuck up people people like fucking motorcycles i have no problem with that that is entertaining and it could be on the white house lawn zero problem with that it is the corruption and then making it about him and it [30:36] That is the problem.

Yeah, presidents hold events on the South Lawn. Sometimes it's a concert. Sometimes it's the dude in a bunny suit rolling Easter eggs. Sometimes it's a cage fight. It's like it is what it is. That didn't bother me either. The corporate sponsorship stuff that we're going to get to in a minute is where it gets really gross. But just politically, I don't know that it was smart for Trump. I think UFC fans will love it. Trump super fans will love it. Regular people that are pissed about inflation are just going to be like, what are you doing?

How are you spending your time this way? Reuters did a poll. [31:06] behold the ultimate fighting championship event uh for his 80th birthday well 46 percent said it was inappropriate the rest were like whatever i don't care anymore um so whatever it is what it is but also like there's a lot better sports to watch this weekend the next one uh the nba championship there's a million world cup games the stanley cup finals were on like i was doing other things i don't have paramount plus so i couldn't even watch it uh we have paramount plus for some some kids programs and um it was uh so i watched the whole thing and i tried to watch it [31:36] not really paying attention to politics, what would this look like?

And like, [31:40] First of all, the production value, outstanding, A+. It looked great. Like, the whole event looked really cool. There were, like, and, look, there are some UFC fighters who have commented publicly about how this is, like, a gross thing to do and cynical for the president to make it all about him. And we're going to talk about the corruption and all that. [31:56] The parts that made it more about Trump were the parts that you're like, what is this? You know, first of all, also the fights weren't that great.

Like, I'm not a UFC person, but it was like all of them were kind of quick and over. First round knockouts. Yeah. And they were like knockouts, but I don't know. It was just. And then you see like. [32:12] It's just like the number of times it panned to Trump and then it talked about Trump. And then there's Mark Zuckerberg and then there's the president of com and all this kind of shit. And so all of the accoutrements around it could get really annoying. But the fight itself and the way it looked with the White House in the background looked pretty cool.

But this is where – we'll talk about the corruption. But this is where you can't separate the fact that he is – [32:37] so corrupt from the event itself because Donald Trump is trying to steal the like patriotism and excitement and prestige of America's birthday and kind of put it on himself. But the end result is really just he gets his stink on. [32:51] like the White House and the event itself. Because if you didn't know that this was so partisan and so corrupt and such a boondoggle and such favoritism and just so much corporate interest, then maybe it wouldn't be so terrible to have a flyover or to have Marines standing behind a fighter, whatever.

It may not be the kind of thing I would normally want to watch, but it wouldn't be so despicable. But to use the military and to use these symbols for such a corrupt practice, I think is why the whole thing becomes so sordid and ugly. [33:21] fighters out through the oval and the dip room and having all like the marines there saluting the like it was that that part was like a little well you're just because it's a for-profit event and because yeah for-profit event and the whole america 250 thing too because it's like you whatever president is is is leading the country when it's america's 250th or 275 or 300 whatever you get to do your own thing right but they sort of went out of the way to make it feel [33:51] one who wasn't MAGA and just in the way that they did the event, right?

Like they could, and not just by being a UFC fight, you could have done a UFC fight that still seems welcoming and unifying to most of the country. This is where we're like, we're back to where Trump was in the first term, where he was always taking pictures in front of the desk. They're fucking tourists because they know they don't belong. And so they walk through this gold plated room that looks like has a gold fungal infection. And kind of they show through these fighters walking through all the rooms, like a bit

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First, the broadcast itself. Dana White originally said that the fight would be free on CBS, now owned by Paramount, but it ended up on the $9.99 per month Paramount Plus instead. Paramount is, of course, owned now by Trump ally David Ellison, who had a front row seat to the fight two days after Trump's DOJ approved his latest acquisition of Warner Brothers Discovery, [36:22] I think there was also like a brunch or a dinner for David Ellison that weekend, too. Big party for that. So everyone is celebrating the big merger. As for Trump himself, ahead of the fight, the president quietly purchased between 15,000 and 50,000 worth of stock in TKO Holding Group, which owns UFC.

Which is nothing for him, but like optically so stupid. You know what I mean? Just don't do that. Just doesn't care anymore. There were also some tweets that appeared to be between Eric Trump and UFC commentator Daniel Cormier looking for inside information for betting on the fights. [36:52] Not to fear, the fight still offered plenty of opportunities to make the Trump family richer. [36:57] Take a listen. [37:16] Download Truth Social today. [37:20] Jesus. Well, I was watching that at home. That's what I was like. It's too much. If you didn't catch all that, one of the official sponsors of the event was the Trump's family crypto operation, World Liberty Financial.

We've talked about this a lot here. For this event, they created a $250,000 bonus pool for the fighters, which is to be paid in their stable coin, USD1. [37:46] Allions designed by President Trump at prices up to $12,000 a piece. Coin heavy event. Real coin heavy. Just an idiot tax. Whoever's buying these fucking coins. Reacting to a bunch of these stories, the White House said that Donald Trump only acts in the best interest of the American public. And that his assets are in a trust managed by his children. So what's the problem, guys?

Jesus Christ. I mean, politically speaking, Trump should be furious that this thing was on Paramount Plus, right? That limits the distribution. That hurts him, right? This is his propaganda event. Why is it not seen by more people? [38:16] Like, okay, I get what Paramount Plus got. They got to add subs to get people to buy this. [38:21] What's the kickback? I'd like to know. The crypto stuff is disgraceful. [38:26] Remember, USD1 is their stablecoin. Remember that Trump's got the Emiratis to use their stablecoin in this transaction when they invested $2 billion into Binance that made it the seventh biggest stablecoin in the world?

And then Reuters did this big investigation of the Trump family crypto assets. They found the Trump family has made $2.3 billion in profit. And then, of course, on the other side of that, you have a million retail investors who have gotten fleeced and have taken $2.3 billion in losses. [38:56] crypto just to like wring money out of their followers. I find the [39:00] The Eric Trump, what's his name? Daniel Cormier thing. Makes no sense. Like, Eric Trump... [39:07] So those stories, he DMed the guy and said, hey, is this fight rigged because I want to bet on it?

And then Cormier's like, no, I got AI hacked. What does that mean? You posted the tweet. It didn't make sense when Eric said... [39:18] He... [39:19] deleted it because it was fake but then why would he have posted it eric trump was the first time i believed it might be true was when eric trump posted yes me too and then and then daniel cormier he was asked about it at the fight and was just like that's crazy why would anyone believe that and then he like tweeted are you all stupid why would you but like you posted it it's interesting because if you look at the exchanges that they posted or the dm that they posted it's very um it's not like [39:44] It's not as obvious as like, hello, are there any fights rigged?

I would like to bet on them. Like, hey, how's it going? And he's like, oh, I didn't expect to hear from you, man. It's good to see you and your family at the fight. Can't wait. He's like, hey, you placing any bets? And then he just keeps going. He's like, all right, fine, I'll get to it. Any of the fights rigged? Who knows what's real or what's fake anymore? Anything could have happened. Could have been hacked. Someone could have done it. I don't know. Yeah, well, there's the problem with these people being corrupt liars.

They're corrupt liars. It is completely believable to me that it's fake. It is completely believable to me that it is true. You have no credibility as human beings. [40:14] Either direction. You are completely morally vacant operators who are profiting every day off the office. We can't take your word for it. Maybe we'll never know the truth because everyone around you is a liar. But that's the price of being paid. [40:27] So does us, I guess. Celebrity attendance at the event was mostly limited to the mega billionaire sector. In addition to David Ellison and the

com CEO, MMA enthusiast and masculinity advocate Mark Zuckerberg was in attendance. Maybe not quite out of Della's baggage claim yet were executives from Anthropic who apparently flew to the Capitol last minute to meet with the Trump administration on Monday. [40:57] Take Fable 5 and Mythos 5 offline. Anyone want to talk about what this is all about with Anthropic and whether it has anything to do with their earlier dispute with the Pentagon? [41:09] This to me, actually, similar to the Eric Trump thing, it's [41:12] Because we know that they picked this fight with Anthropic a few months ago, it's actually hard to know what's true.

If you read the details, there does seem to have been a legitimate concern with access to the models that were raised by Amazon and others. But then it appears the administration, which has a vendetta against Anthropic, maybe went too far in its reaction. And now the executives have to fly to C. to make nice because it's not about what's in the interest of the Pentagon or the country, but it's about personal relationships and ego. [41:42] over and you can it is just very hard to tell the difference between uh penalizing anthropic because it's now an enemy of the administration versus actually stepping in because there may have been an issue or if it's somewhere in between yeah i mean so there was a concern about anthropic's model and the ability for it to find cyber security vulnerabilities and exploit them so they limited the distribution and then these researchers at amazon got access to fable five

[42:12] They were able to trick it, essentially, into giving them restricted information. And then the Amazon CEO tattled to Scott Besson about what happened. Now, normally, like, that's what he did. Normally, I'd be like, actually, that's good. That's like how the system should work because you want, you know, sort of a circuit breaker there in some way to prevent the distribution of these models to bad actors. And what the administration did was they cut off access for foreign users. [42:42] All the little Trump propagandists went to Twitter and they tried to dance on Anthropic's grave.

And they gave all of us reason to think, oh, actually, this is just... [42:50] part of this ongoing pissing match between Anthropic and the Pentagon. And because Anthropic doesn't want to create autonomous killer drones or be used in bulk mass surveillance of American citizens. Yeah, it was hard to read between the lines in the Axios story about it, too, which is also it's like, you know, that the Axios story came mostly from the administration. And there's some administration official in background saying, like, the real problem is they don't know how to.

[43:20] getting in the way. And it's like, what does that have to do with a potential security vulnerability that you're saying was the root of the problem here? What does the ideological differences in communication have to do with anything? Also, if you know that, if you have insight enough to know that they're not communicating effectively with you, then it seems you know what they're trying to communicate. You're just calling. Yeah. Hey, you're not being nice enough in how you're handling me. If you want me to do what you want, you better be a little bit more sensitive to my issues and my needs.

Ananthropics, preparing for an IPO. It seems [43:50] Yes. Yeah. But for what it's worth, we should say Dana White and a bunch of other participants at the White House event condemned the comments about Michelle Obama, which was nice to see. Now, the right thing to do would be Donald Trump to call Michelle Obama and say, I'm so sorry, that was disgusting. But that will obviously... But the White House spokesperson wouldn't even make a just sort of brush bastard, refused to apologize. In the moment, you can actually see Rogan's face as soon as he said it.

And Rogan was sort of like... [44:12] He backed away. Do you see what small his tie was? It's like a half a tie. It went to here. You could tell that the Dana White's, the people. Donald Trump was probably like, yeah. He probably loved it. He's reposted stuff like that in the past. Well, the guy then gave his medal to Donald Trump, the guy who made the comment, and Donald Trump accepted it. So it's just like, you know. Trump posted a video of the two of them. Right. Those apes. Yeah.

Sort of six months ago. Threw the looking glass on that one. One more corrupt date that broke as we were preparing to record this. [44:42] Newsome said in a video Monday morning that he and his wife are being targeted by Trump's DOJ, saying that federal agents have been knocking on the doors of their family, friends and former employees. In Newsome's words, he said they're digging through, quote, years and years of documents and, quote, abusing the grand jury process, trying to, quote, look for a crime. Then there was this line. Donald Trump isn't just coming after me because of my mean tweets.

He's coming after me because I'm considering running for president. He then went on to attack Trump on corruption for several minutes. Uh, [45:11] We didn't get a ton of detail from Newsom's statement, other than the DOJ seems to be focused on Jen, his wife. I saw some takes about how this will be great for Newsom's potential presidential campaign and fundraising, sure, but it also seems like a... [45:23] like a fairly chilling preview of what's to come in 2028 for, uh, any Democrat who runs for president? I don't know. What do you guys think?

Yeah, look, it's, it's nice to say it's, uh, great for fundraising before we know any of the details about what the charges could be, how serious it is, what they're trying to do. But, uh, I don't think anybody, even if it does make them get some attention is excited to find out that they're sort of, there's a grand jury trying to indict you. [45:49] We have gone from Pam Bondi, who was... [45:55] as like pliant and willing to do Trump's bidding as you could imagine until we got to Todd Blanche, who somehow even worse.

Trump just put his personal attorney in charge of the Southern District of New York. We have a completely politicized Department of Justice, unlike anything we've ever had before in our history. And part of the job will be about not only preventing those things from impacting our politics directly, but also figuring out how to create guardrails and fix it in the future once Trump is gone. [46:25] political takes like the human take is gavin newsom sits down at dinner and is like hey honey this is going to help me in the early states like what are we talking about here it's like horribly chilling for your wife to be potentially prosecuted by the department of justice even if she did nothing wrong it's scary it'll cost them money it'll cost them time um yeah like the maximally cynical view is that trump is doing this because he thinks gavin's talented and a possible competitor to the republican party and wants to take him out of the race preemptively by going after his family um maybe it's all on the merits right there was a gavin newsom's former

[46:55] prosecuted, maybe it's coming out of that. What we know is Trump has openly called on his attorney general to go after his enemies. He just tried to install Bill Pulte, a man with no national security experience as the director of national intelligence. [47:07] solely because that man has shown a creativity in using his access to information to go after Trump's critics. So it seems like part of a pattern. Yeah, I mean, it is the cynical view. It's also the like, everything we've seen from Trump over the last decade leads you to believe that whoever he thinks is leading in the race for the Democratic nomination, he's going to look to see if there were...

[47:32] any kind of possibilities for investigation, right? Like that's all it takes too is, so yeah, so Gavin Newsom's former aide, right? Who ended up, you know, being convicted or taking a deal or something based on activities that preceded her time working for Gavin Newsom at all. But doesn't matter, you know, like Jen Newsom has some kind of a nonprofit. And is there questions about the nonprofit and the payments? [48:02] poll on any of these potential contenders, they will. And probably knowing that they can't actually investigate all of them at once when they're all on the primary stage together, they're going to go after the people who are leading in the polls.

And really, I think the only way you're going to avoid investigation from Donald Trump is if you were last place in the polls and suddenly surprise everyone and then win a race. And then they'll get an investigation going pretty fast. But that's how it's going to go. We need like a junior soprano to be the face of the operation while [48:32] I saw Ben Jacobs on Twitter was like, this is a good case for Hunter Biden being the nominee since he was already pardoned. Can't be investigated again. Don't give him any ideas.

Oh, no. Sorry, he's flooding himself for this. [48:44] But I mean, it is it's it's pretty it's to me, it was like a preview of even now where we're like, OK, Democrats could do all in the midterms. Everything's fine. Like we're heading to 2028. And the idea that this is just going to be some kind of a fair fight. And even if there's a lot between Donald Trump refusing to leave the White House or running for a third term and then everything going swimmingly and nothing happened. There's just a ton of room between we I think we just can say.

[49:10] Whoever is the Democratic nominee [49:12] uh, [49:13] regardless of what investigation to launch for the primary, there will be an intensive effort to try to paint them as – [49:18] a corrupt... [49:19] criminal between sort of say sort of june and the election they will use all the power at their disposal they will try to muddy the waters and by the way like part of this is this is why selective prosecution is so dangerous we live in a free society and we know that if you start digging into anyone's finances taxes history you can you can try to drum something up you can find a discrepancy you can find something that you can use to bring to a grand jury like the the the that

[49:49] DOJ like this, and you know that the pliant right-wing media, if they find anything, they will say, well, look, this was a legitimate investigation. They found this IRS discrepancy. This needed to be punished, and without sort of any understanding of how dangerous it is to have people being chosen as targets to look for crimes. Did Gavin front-run this? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, I think the Times story, I wonder if they had a call from the Times saying, we're running this, and they got ahead of it, or how this went down.

[50:19] I think it's a good background in there. And it also has some officials, I guess, from the Justice Department as well, though the Justice Department won't comment officially, obviously. They also said that it was like started by federal officials in California, not in Washington, the investigation. But I do think that it was we haven't talked about like the politics of this, but I thought it was smart that. [50:40] that Newsom got out ahead of it and was able to frame it as Trump coming. Yeah. I mean, like it just shows how much communications have changed over the last decade or two.

Because normally when there's some sort of criminal prosecution or investigation, you don't say anything. You let your lawyers speak or you don't comment and you don't want to put anything else in the public domain. They view this as a PR battle, which tells you, you know, they probably feel confident about the legal side of things and they just want to get ahead of the political fight.